بتحكي بالشرق، بجاوبك بالغرب

A Lebanese proverb from cedarseed.com.


 بتحكي بالشرق، بجاوبك بالغرب 
Meaning:You speak to him in the East, he replies in the West.
Literal Meaning: Said of someone unfocused who's just not there when you talk to them, as in, "Earth to so-and-so"